Brought a young MC, But then when things got heavy: Couldn’t bust a-move. alt. Should have been straight up, But just made her feel knocked out, Those cold-hearted snakes.
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He should have checked the Statue of limitations: Trapped with ancient dirt. alt. He’s the group’s bed rock,   But did some solo covers: Rocky Mounting High.
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Wants to encourageHis, er, logarithmic growth:Dat string theory.
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On the ball hoping That senpai likes late bloomers: Sketchy night training.
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Safe to say, though it Looked like he took a mauling: He bear-ly felt it.
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Her chains of love were As weak as wrapping paper: Best friend erasure.
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Their relationship Needs a trip to the knacker: Won’t stick otherwise.
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Now we add flopping Onto her long list of crimes: She needs to soccer.
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Two girls triumphant Over domesticity… Vacuums, anyway.
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Plays their emotions Like some fiendish instrument: You know, a kazoo.
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