As above, will Strike Witches and its abundance of Pantless Lolis overpower Koihime Musou's big-breasted team of bishoujo Chinese weaponmasters?Well, let's not speculate, I hereby present you with one of summer's biggest matchups: Koihime Musou vs. Strike Witches!Picture from: The AnimeSuki Koihime Thread.VERSUSROUND 1: WEAPONRYKoihime Musou: Spears / SwordsStrike Witches: Guns like the MG 151 and Boys' anti-tank .551 rifle.WINNER: STRIKE WITCHES.Round 2: CharactersKoihime Musou: A re-imagining of the Chinese epic "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", with Zhang Fei as a LOLI WITH A FANG.Strike Witches: Anthropomorphizations of WW2 fighter planes.WINNER: KOIHIME MUSOU.ROUND 3: PremiseKoihime Musou: Imperial China during the Three Kingdoms period. One of the bloodiest in Chinese history.Strike Witches: WORLD WAR 2 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.Winner: STRIKE WITCHES.Round 4: Fetish levelsKoihime Musou: Maids, implied Yuri, HUEG OPPAI. Loli, Swan mud-wrestling phallic-ish loincloth.Strike Witches: PANTLESS LOLIS, MECHA MUSUME, TRANSFORMATIONS, OPPAI GROPES, IMPLIED YURI.Advantage: TIE.Round 4: Fanservice!Koihime Musou: Episode Three needed way more Yuri between Enshou and Rinrin.Strike Witches: Implied Yuri ALL day, EVERYDAY.WINNER: STRIKE WITCHES.Round 5: Original WorkKoihime Musou: EROGEStrike Witches: Light NovelWINNER: KOIHIME MUSOURound 6: General Level of Intelligence of the charactersKoihime Musou:Strike Witches:Winner: STRIKE WITCHES. (Although Koihime is more lulzy here)Round 7: SeiyuusKoihime Musou: Don't know a single one.Strike Witches: Rie Tanaka, Saeko Chiba, Miyuki Sawashiro.WINNER: Strike Witches.Round 8: STUDIOKoihime Musou: Dogakobo (Jikogu Shojo, Ghost in the Shell SAC: Solid State Society)Strike Witches: GONZO (Chrno Crusade, Full Metal Panic!)WINNER: Strike Witches.Round 9: AntagonistsKoihime Musou: None yet.Strike Witches: The Neuroi, they be chargin' dem lazrs.WINNER: Strike WichesRound 10: OP / EDKoihime Musou: The ED annihilated my moe gland. The OP is just catchy.Strike Witches: The ED made me lose 1 bottle of red fluid of life via my nose. The OP is just catchy.WINNER: TIE.OVERALL WINNAR: STRIKE WITCHES.Pantless Loli is raeping the floor with the competition, SRSLY.So looks like another one bites the dust. Ah well.
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