Ah, the things I miss out on no longer living a mere hour from San Francisco: TOKYOMANGO reports that the annual Masturbate-a-thon is taking place in the City by the Bay this Saturday, and that last year's champion, Masanobu Sato, is entering again this year. Sato is actually the world record for longest time spent masturbating-- 9 hours and 33 minutes in one session. It should be no surprise to anyone that Japan would be home to the world's greatest wankers (literally!), but I have to say...if it takes nine and a half hours, doesn't that really just mean you're spectacularly bad at it? No, I think some of the other records, like most climaxes, are rather more meaningful. Interestingly, the male winner managed 31 times, while the female winner only 20 times, which should fly in the face of those who assume that the female “multiple orgasm” is only female. So! What do you think? Will Japan's champion stay on top, or will he be-- ahem –expunged?
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