Here is issue #2 of Arianna's Insane Durarara!! ramblings. This one was just as much fun as the first. Not as many yaoi comments in this one, but still fun.
Enjoy.
Episode Two: Highly Unpredictable
No. The “reality” I see is not real. I've been in a coma for the last five years. In fact, it isn't even me writing this.
Oh hey, Anri, zoom in on the chest because of...
Another Pedobear!
In my reality there is Pyramidhead. And he kills Anri. You figure out if I'm kidding or not.
Kida, no one thinks you look mature. Don't kid yourself. You look like a moron. Which you are. But we love you.
Hi Seiji, welcome to the classroom and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T STAYING? ...Wait, no one likes you anyway, go ahead and leave. We won't miss you.
Though confusing the old man isn't really cool. Nice going, asshat.
Would anyone have minded if Rio died? I wouldn't have. No attachment here. Emo girl is emo.
See, she even changed her hair like an emo girl! Not the normal kinda change, but STILL. (Yes, above is her original hair, I know.)
Hiding the evidence solves EVERYTHING. Remember that when you have to kill someone.
Happy family. This is like....boring. See, this is why we don't get functional families in anime. They're lame.
I'm getting sick of Emo Girl. She's annoying.
Determination makes things better. Including killing yourself. Go for it. (Note: Please don't take that seriously. I do not in any way encourage suicide.)
Pedobear!
Chloroform is the best pick-up line.
-fangirls-
As opposed to, you know, time stopping.
Hey, Shinra! Shinra is the shit and everyone knows it. If anyone does NOT like Shinra they're going to get slapped by yours truly.
Shizuo. Another lovable man.
Because after that he has to go find Izaya and—I'm sorry. I can't help myself.
I cosplay Shizuo. If only the super-strength came with the outfit. I want to pick up and throw a vending machine!
The sad thing I have to admit is, I would happily become Izaya's servant just to be able to look at him all the time. Or slave. He doesn't have to pay me.
She's CELTY STURLUSON. I am supremely disappointed that I didn't get to see her walking away from any explosions in the series.
She's on the roof! They do that a lot in anime. Is it just easier to get to roofs in Japan?
Your name isn't Nakura you lying dickwad. But you're like sex on legs, so it's forgivable.
At least he's being honest there.
Watching him list her emotions should NOT amuse me the way it does. But oh god, it really, really does. He and I would get along, I think. And to be perfectly honest. If I lived in that world, I would no longer want Izaya/Shizuo, because I'd want him for myself.
Possibly my favorite line of the episode. The way he delivers it, it doesn't sound directly cold, but you can tell it is. He feels nothing for this girl.
Blood spatter! Exciting stuff.
LOOK AT IT. IZAYA TOLD YOU TO NOW DO IT.
His balancing act is a lot sexier than it should be.
But the sexist stance of the episode by far is this.
Or is this the best line of the episode?
His gleeful walk-dancing away. God I love this man.
YES. Kill yourself! Make Izaya smile and—
GODAMMIT CELTY WHY DID YOU DO THAT? You and your freaking morals.
Celty, I love you, but I cannot bring myself to care about what you're saying right now.
Izaya and Mikado are clearly going on a date. That's what this is.
And here we have Anri interrupting. Stupid Anri.
See? He's not THAT bad.
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