Naruto starts Biju Taming 101.
Sorry, Narukos, but I prefer them lolis.
After driving off the giant squid, Killer Bee lands on the ship and starts singing his enka rap, which leaves Naruto confused. The Konoha contingent of Naruto, Yamato, Mighty Guy and others is welcomed on to the island by groundskeeper Motoi, who explains that Killer Bee had gained control over the hachibi by training on this island. After checking into his room and learning that Killer Bee is the hachibi's host, Naruto asks Killer Bee to teach him how to control the kyubi. Killer Bee initially refuses outright, but Naruto figures out that Killer Bee likes guys who can make beats. However, Naruto discovers that he lacks the rapping skills and so he tries to entice Killer Bee with Harem-no-jutsu, but Killer Bee is not interested and slams the door in Naruto's face.
Refusing to give up so easily, Naruto manages to convince Motoi to show him Killer Bee's old training grounds. Accompanied by Yamato, Motoi leads Naruto to the Waterfall of Truth which is the first step Killer Bee took to control his tailed beast. Following Motoi's instructions, Naruto sits on a small mound in front of the waterfall and closes his eyes. When Naruto opens his eyes, he is surprised to see an evil copy of himself walking out of the waterfall.
Lol Kabitzin's prediction of a tentacle-Harem-no-Jutsu orgy came surprisingly close to happening. Given Killer Bee's quick rejection of Harem-no-Jutsu, we can conclude that a) Killer Bee is not interested in women (or at least not curvy ones), or b) Killer Bee is jealous that Naruto, who has never rapped before in his whole life, is already making better rhymes than he is. Despite his cold attitude in this chapter, Killer Bee will eventually come around to teach Naruto how to control the kyuubi, but for now though Naruto will probably do fine on his own in the first challenge. An evil twin who is pissed about signing autographs... not too sure what to say about that, although the whole thing is probably a dream sequence. Naruto will likely have to pass a number of challenges before he can tame the kyuubi, so that's probably the story for the next few chapters.
On another note, Killer Bee does have Sameheda with him, which means Kisame is on the island. I wonder if this has anything to do with Mighty Guy being brought along. Guy and Kisame (more precisely, a clone of Kisame) had a match a long time ago which Guy won, so maybe the story is setting up a rematch between the two.
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