So what do we have here in this week's Strike Witches eh?1. Lolis [CHECK]2. Pantsu [CHECK]3. Meganekko [CHECK]4. Oppai Groping [CHECK]5. Censorship [WHAT THE F%$K]Alright! Good to go then.So it just turns out that our resident NERV operations commander grumpy beeyotch Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke, makes her report to the lord-king of Brittania (NOT THAT ONE), on the basis that she's got some new blood in the form of Miyafuji Yoshika in the Strike Witches.The Neuroi are Angels, now there can be no doubt. SEND IN TEH_REI.Ikari Wannabe here. INDEED.So after a short debrief and a ego-stroking for the Lord-King of Brittania, back to our regularly scheduled loli mecha musume hi-jinks.So basically this particular episode starts out with our Loli lead, Miyafuji Yoshika, waking up in the middle of the night, INSOMNIAC FETISH, OH LOOK MOMMA, WE CAUGHT ANOTHER WILD FETISH.Everyone in SW has tits. Even Yoshika.Of course, being the loli lead, and the object of much fanservice and numerous creamed pants restless nights for viewers, she acts like a total dojikko and forgets she joined the witches and wonders what manner of pedobear kidnapped her. Only to remember that she DID indeed join the Witches.She "chances" upon her secks partner Major Sakamoto and has a brief chat about informality and why they fight the Neuroi and blah blah blah blah. No raep today here folks, move along.Apparently, Perriene is so ghey for Major Sakamoto and spies on her at night with a enormous telescopic contraption. ONLY TO FIND OUT SHE HAS ANOTHER LOVER. AND IS ENRAGED.THIS MACHINE. I MUST BUILD IT.And it's on to morning introductions, with a short debrief.SO AM IMilitary Institutions commonly encourage contact amongst their recruits, and Strike Witches is no exception, apparently.On to training, a staple of any military organization:Of course, bearing in mind one's ever watchful superiors, and of course, the rigid disclipline upon which the Strike Witches Squadron....is....built.....upon....Sleeping recharges one's magical energy, this is a fact.BOOM! HEADSHOT.Onto flight training, overseen by Major Sakamoto. Perriene however, seems to want to get in on this.Translation: I need to get it on with Major Sakamoto, in a pair, preferably in formation no. 69.Although, after the flight exercise, Yoshika and Lynette are tired out, and are in need of a pep talk for a good ol' fashioned morale boost.So much for morale.Okay, so that sucked, onto the REAL pep-talk, thanks in no small part to an impending Neuroi invasion.Turns out the Neuroi attack this time used a good ol 'decoy tactic, with the slower, hulking Neuroi providing the distraction for Major Sakamoto and company, while the faster Neuroi heads towards HQ.LOCK S-FOILS IN ATTACK POSITION.So happens this particular Neuroi is built on speed and...well....more speed. TAKE OFF EVERY WARP DRIVE.Thus, the two pursuing witches have a hard time matching it speed to speed, and it falls to Lynette to take it down.Yoshika, being a useless healing caster, offers to give Lynette a steady aim and morale boost buff, by becoming her loli support.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFCritical Hit on the Final Boss. We has almost attained victory.WHAR'S THE PHAT LWET.After the final boss's sad sorry excuse for a Neuroi is defeated, Yoshika and Lynette have hawt Yuri secks in the water after becoming BFFs in the span of 5 minutes.Oh, how I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.
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